February 2012
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Well it looks like I’m taking the ACT again.
a haiku about school
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Dad: Why did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
Me: Because she answered the iron.
Dad: No, she tried to read the waffle iron.
Me: ...
Me: Why would she read a waffle iron wither her face?
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careers advisor: what do you want to do when you're older?
me: middle aged british actors
careers advisor: what
me: what